Hello fans! I'm very sorry to end my hiatus from blogging with this post, but its really all that I can think about right now...
You see those three cute little guys? HELL IN A BOTTLE. Here's a little story for ya. When you go to the doctor with certain abdominal pains, and they don't know what else to fix, you get to drink this and spend all day on the couch cursing the doctor, cruising face book and online shopping while the rest of the world leads normal, healthy, PRODUCTIVE lives. These three are NOT your friends people. Their cute friendly demeanor is deceiving to say the least. They are the enemy. I only drank one and a half so far and I have to drink the other one and a half in aprox. 2 minutes and I AM STALLING. This is what drinking this mess is like.....please click the link. 
Scary? Yup it sure is. These three deadly poisons also prevent me from eating or drinking anything that is not clear. Ya know, drinking deadly potion kind of makes me just like Dumbledore. Yes I am that legit. And while we are on Harry Potter-isms, Maybe this potion will make me look like someone else, or make me have the most bestest most invincible day EVER! That's what I should think while i'm drinking it huh? Or maybe I should just not drink it and say i did? That sounds like a good idea. If it seems like I'm going crazy, oh its because I AM. I drank the first batch right before school and it made me so nuts my best friend had to come and pick me up. I also had to walk at about the speed of a snail for fear of losing said magic potions all over the side walk. TMI??? Well then WHY ARE YOU READING THIS???????? Ok I think i've written enough. Just pray for me ok? Thanks guys.
LOVE!
1 comment:
dude! i told you this stuff made me barf! and then i had to drink another one.
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